Bridge Stuff — The Humor Part
“M.S.D.D.G. our favortite new appreviation”
Sitting North-South at Kiva, a lady who had just completed a round at my table
took me by the arm, pulled me gently aside and said, "I just wanted you to know:
I think you are movie-star drop dead gorgeous.
The first thought that entered my mind: Where's Gerry?
Our very good friend Elaine, came to my table for the new round before I could
collar Gerry, so I told her what had transpired.
With a pseudo-panicking
look she waved at Gerry (still finishing the current round, one row over)
saying, "Gerry! Don't go home! Don't go home; go to a hotel for a week."
It was only after the session that day that Gerry heard the full story (more than once)
and probably thought about Elaine's heads-up again... and again... and....
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